Español Para "Gringows (Gringos)"

Esto va para todos aquellos gringos que quieran aprender a hablar el español,aquí les dejo un pequeño diccionario que les será muy útil para hablar aquí en M´´exico.
Check this,if you are an american please read this if you want to learn to speak mexican spanish by the easy way.

1-WHO AND SEE TO SHAKE AGO N LOWS PAINT ALONE IS--juancito se cago en los pantalones
2-TABOO N O--ta bueno
3-THE ROAM POE L COOL LOW--te rompo el kulo
4-BE A HOPE AND SON--viejo panzon
5-BOY AS N R--voy a cenar
6-S TOY TREE STONE--estoy triston
7-BE A HAS R WHEN THERE US--viejas argüenderas
8-COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS--comete los aguacates
9-KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS--quitate los huaraches
10-PASS A LASS SHELL ASS--pasa las chelas
11-S TOY SO LAP ASS--estoy solapas
12-EYE HALL IS CONE NO TEAR A HESS--ay jalisco no te rajes
13-A PEST ASS ALL COLE--apestas a alcohol
14-LOST TRAP EAT TOSS--los trapitos
15-DESK CAN SAW--descansa
16-THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE--deje de estar molestando
17-NO CHIN GUESS--no chingues
18-BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US--bola de payasadas
19-POOH ROW PED O--puro pedo
20-S TAZ PEN THE HO--estas pen dejo
21-A KEYS TATOO ONE C'MON EIGHT--aqui esta tu juan camaney
22-KIT AT TELL LOSS CAN L LOSS--quitate los canelos
23-TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL E AN OZ--tengo zapatos italianos
24-BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR O--bigotes de ranchero
25-S TAZ B N GORE DOUGH--estas bien gordo
26-SOME US LOSS MASS CHIN GUN S--somos los mas chin gones
27-LAW S TAZ SUE RAN DOUGH--la estas zurran do
28-TELL O PRO MET O--te lo prometo
29-MASS CAR EAT A SAW GRAD AH!--mascarita sagrada
30-S TOY AS TALL A MAD RE--estoy hasta la madre